0:09 BERT: (SIGHS) Oh, gee, Ernie.
0:13 An hour on this lake and not one bite.
0:16 BERT: Where are all the fishes?
0:18 ERNIE: Well, they're down there, Bert.
0:21 If you'd like, I'll catch some and show you.
0:28 ERNIE: Oh, I don't need a fishing pole, Bert.
0:31 BERT: Well, how are you going to catch all these fishes
0:34 without a fishing pole?
0:36 ERNIE: Oh, you see, I call them.
0:38 I have this special fish call.
0:40 And they come right into the boat.
0:44 BERT: You call them?
0:46 BERT: (LAUGHS) He calls them.
0:49 (LAUGHS) That's rich.
0:53 ERNIE: --you see, Bert, I have to call them
0:54 really loud, though--
0:55 ERNIE: --so they can hear.
0:56 ERNIE: You know, the fish are under the water?
0:58 ERNIE: And so you have to call real loud so they can hear you
1:00 through the water, you know?
1:03 ERNIE: I call them like this.
1:04 ERNIE: (CLEARS THROAT) (LOUDLY) Here,
1:07 fishy, fishy, fishy!
1:14 I think I'll call a few more.
1:16 (LOUDLY) Here, fishy, fishy, fishy!
1:23 Shall I call a few more, Bert?
1:26 ERNIE: Well, just like this.
1:28 (LOUDLY) Here, fishy, fishy, fishy!
1:32 Three fish, four fish, five fish.
1:37 Ernie, that's terrific.
1:40 BERT: How do I do it?
1:41 ERNIE: Just make sure you call real loud, Bert.
1:45 Here we go. (CLEARS THROAT) Here, fishy, fishy, fishy,
1:51 ERNIE: That's not loud enough.
1:52 You're calling very quiet.
1:55 Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.
2:02 (LOUDLY) Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy!
2:05 ERNIE: No, that's not loud enough, Bert.
2:11 (LOUDLY) Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy!
2:14 (GASPS) Ernie, it doesn't work for me.
2:16 I've been trying to call and call, and they
2:19 ERNIE: Oh, that's the way, Bert.
2:21 See, you got it now.
2:21 You're yelling real loud.
2:23 So you have to yell just like you're yelling right now.
2:28 (LOUDLY) Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy!
2:37 BERT: (SIGHS) That's one for you, Bert.